Not a "Major" Problem, But a "Master" Problem

So the Roger's Cup aka the Masters Series event in Canada kicks off tomorrow and the draw is quite interesting.  But for my sadness, they have to first draw Mario Ancic vs. Frank Dancevic, and then the winner of that plays Novak Djokovic!  Now I've recently been in such a Mario-obsessed mood that I want him to destroy Novak should they meet.  But I'm sad if Novak loses, because then we'd be going back to where we were before, with just Fed and Rafa.  And I want Novak to be a contender mostly because I don't want it to be just Fed and Rafa and no one is anywhere close.  Now in my fantasy world Mario would be a contender, but he's just not quick enough.  Maybe he can gain quickness - let's hope!

I guess what would be ideal, considering that I can't change this draw, is that Mario and Novak are as far from each other as possible at Cincinnati so Novak can regain his "lost" points there.  Basically he'll end up having the same amount of points if he loses in the 2nd round at Toronto and wins Cincy.  Other fun things could include Fed losing to Gilles Simon, who I watched on TV today and his looks are totally growing on me.  Richard is still the hottest Frenchman currently, but Gilles is close.  PHM, who is (for once) not going to go against Marin Cilic (after 4 straight tournaments) unless they meet in the final, is strangely handsome and yet not.  Something about him is just a little off.  There is JW, who I absolutely love (though not at the level of Mario!) and would sleep with if he asked me, but he's not hot as in attractive.  And Gael is hilarious but totally not hot/attractive.  Jonathan Essyeric is cute, has the boyish look kind of like Marko Djokovic (they are "bishounen"-like, but too young to really be men yet), and Jeremy Chardy may or may not be hot - I haven't seen him.

Haha, went off on a major tangent.  Talking about other hot people, Niko Kranjcar just got married to his longtime and beautiful girlfriend.  I wish I was a Croatian woman - I would be so pretty!  Anyway, I am quite happy for him.

And other hotness-related/crush news, I am increasingly attracted to Fernando Verdasco.  He no longer has the longish hair that needs a bandanna look, and I love his coloring.  He actually looks kind of Filipino-ish with that coloring.  Anyway since Rafa and Carlos are too manly, Robredo is being a bum, Juan Carlos Ferrero is hot but too old for me, Ferrer was never hot in my opinion (and don't ask me about Nicolas Almagro), and Feli is just not my type, I have concluded that Nando Verdasco is the Spanish tennis player I'm most attracted to.  According to MTF he is also very nice to his fans!  Too bad he had that incident with Roddick and tends to go against players I like - I might have liked him in a different universe.  Oh well.